Quantifying How Much Duke Sucks
Here we attempt to use the Google Barometer of Suckitude to try to quantify precisely to what degree Duke University sucks. The methodology and rigorous calculation method has already been recounted elsewhere, so let’s skip to juicy results.
Duke sucks more than ebola, Hitler, Stalin, and yes, death itself. Additionally, J.J. Redick also sucks more than those things, but less than migraines and getting hit. Duke, however, still sucks more than both migraines and getting hit.
For the record, ebola is a deadly virus that causes you to bleed out of every hole in your body, while Duke is a university in Durham, North Carolina. The Internet seems to think that Duke sucks precisely 156.462 times more than ebola. This is hard science, folks. It doesn’t lie.
List of Items in Ascending Suckitude
Ebola 0.238 (62/261)
Stalin 1.152 (501/435)
Hitler 1.952 (890/456)
Death 1.646 (23700/14400)
Redick 2.413 (345/143)
Migraines 4.275 (607/142)
Getting Hit 12.313 (197/16)
Duke 37.238 (30200/811)
Duke sucks more than ebola, Hitler, Stalin, and yes, death itself. Additionally, J.J. Redick also sucks more than those things, but less than migraines and getting hit. Duke, however, still sucks more than both migraines and getting hit.
For the record, ebola is a deadly virus that causes you to bleed out of every hole in your body, while Duke is a university in Durham, North Carolina. The Internet seems to think that Duke sucks precisely 156.462 times more than ebola. This is hard science, folks. It doesn’t lie.
List of Items in Ascending Suckitude
Ebola 0.238 (62/261)
Stalin 1.152 (501/435)
Hitler 1.952 (890/456)
Death 1.646 (23700/14400)
Redick 2.413 (345/143)
Migraines 4.275 (607/142)
Getting Hit 12.313 (197/16)
Duke 37.238 (30200/811)
posted by Kellen at 5:41 PM
12 Comments:
I used to have a MA thesis supervisor who is a graduate of Duke. She doesn't know her stuff and is abusive to me.It is a very traumatizing experience. She makes me distrust the quality of a Duke degree.
Duke eye center sucks because of some nasty dike named JO LEGACKI. She has disgusting orange clown hair and picks on one of her students every year. She intentionally drives them to suicide with her manipulative, psychotic behavior. The eye center doesn't give a shit and does nothing about her. she constantly is grabbing and touching her students. I think she used to smoke crack. She also FORGES DOCUMENTS and spreads rumors about you all around the hospital if she doesn't like you. She doesn't know what the hell she's doing after being in the field for 30 years. she violates HIPAA on a daily basis and talks about her patients by name. it's time to get rid of this pervert maniac.
hahahaha! LMAO. jo legacki is a sack of shit. she will lie, steal cheat and write fake ass shit about anyone to get on top. worst teacher of all time. wouldn't even call this woman a teacher. that would be over crediting her. duke needs to start hiring people with an IQ higher than a 5th grader.
-kara
contact this cunt at:
Legac001@mc.duke.edu
she wants her carpet munched by anyone with a vagina.
don't waste your money or time at duke. this place is corrupted and evil. all they care about is money. all the dipshit preps think they're better than everyone. when really they all look like a bunch of preppy stuck-up snobs.
worst stupid-ass, faggot lying bitch ever award goes to...(drum roll please)..........
Legac001@mc.duke.edu
919-681-9157
919-681-9157
919-681-9157
919-681-9157
919-681-9157
919-681-9157
919-681-9157
SAVE YOUR MONEY. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
email Legac001@mc.duke.edu, or call (919) 681-9157
Just in case you haven't heard the wacko is gone. Her behavior never changed-she was a bully and a terrorist to the end. Wacki legacki without a doubt.
duke def sucks. maybe they need to stop hiring ghetto-ass blacks who barely passed their GED to run the place.
if you ever wonder why everyone knows about your health problems, it's bc these HIPAA violating hood rats are going about durham telling everyone.
Hahaha yea hoodrats most definitly run this smelly town. Get out while u can!
BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY.
YOU WILL REGRET IT.
why does everyone have so much respect for duke? the teacher s are average and kind of elementary for the high tuition. worst of all, there's nothing to do here except go out to restaurants. durham has got to be the trashiest, filthiest city in NC. the facilities are nice but that's about it. this city is pretty racist as you can see from previous comments.
i'm thinking about transferring to nc state. any advice anyone?
call me if you have questions about how much duke sucks. 336-407-7642
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